Pleasure Island

So, I was watching a rerun of The Office last night, and they were all playing desert island, a game I have never really played, but is pretty cool none the less. You have to pick your top Fives for what you would take with you, books, movies, etc.
So I was thinking about what my top Fives would be? What would be my top Five books? So I started thinking about my favorite books: My Russian Love by Dan Frank, Delta of Venus by Anais Nin, Billy Bob Walker Got Married. . . wait a minute. . . why are all my favorite books of the romantic or soft porn variety? I never noticed that before. What on earth would I do if I was stranded on a desert island with these books? Would I have also packed a marital aide from babeland.com? All of my SOS messages in bottles floating away from the island would say, "Send batteries, PLEASE!"
Okay, fine, books are overrated. What about my favorite movies, Before Sunrise, Say Anything, Moulin Rouge, Last Tango in Paris. . . okay, you know, I need some new interests.
I would like to think when I am discovered on this island, I will be incredibly thin due to my new starvation diet, but I'm sure the tropical fruit I would eat to sustain myself would be full of carbs.